1. I broke my tailbone. Seriously. It hurts and I sit funny. And no, I don't carry a donut-shaped pillow around. I just take a lot of Advil and complain. The end.
2. We are going to buy a house! I hope. But in typical Cover fashion, we already have one picked out that is "perfect".
3. Buster got into the trash, ate half a pizza, half a pan of cinnamon rolls, icing, countless apple cores and hummus. He then threw it all up in 3 different places.
4. I'm listing Buster on Craigslist.
